May 2013
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“Your right hand and my left
hand, as if they were bodies
fitting together,...”
– “A Spring Morning,” May Swenson (via postscriptpages)
“But things that are indelicate can sometimes be beautiful.”
– A Room With A View (via thistallmisslate)
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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“Learn to like what doesn’t cost much.
Learn to like reading, conversation,...”
– Lowell C. Bennion (via billowy)
snapchatting:
*sighs for 3 years straight*
“You have such a lovely temperature.”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via larmoyante)
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“There are entire blogs dedicated to exposing how terrible of a person I am. It’s...”
– Tyler Oakley on people who hate him. (via gideoncrumb)
“In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.”
– Toni Morrison (via mangoachaar)
shiphassailed:
tigerpellets:
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
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I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother,...”
– Kate Winslet (via housewifeswag)
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHY MY DIET CONSISTS SOLELY OF...
wheniwentglutenfree:
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“Life is pleasant. Life is good. The mere process of life is satisfactory. Take...”
– Virginia Woolf, The Waves (via bookmania)
“Wanna make a monster? Take the parts of yourself that make you...”
– Richard Siken, Sporks magazine (via moranion)
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“He appreciated those who had a taste for indolence, liked daydreaming, welcomed...”
– Alain De Botton (via billowy)
